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Thursday, 28 April 2011 05:14

Okay hi. I was too lazy to blog today but i MUST tell the world about this amazing book i read today introduced by Ivy. It's called Why Men Love Bitches by Sherry Argov! It's super amazing, words can't express how amazing it is. The common perception of being nice to guys will make them love you and appreciate you is totally wrong. I feel so enlightened. LOL!

  • You should be a bitch for a guy to love you. (Assert your authority! Don't let a guy make decisions for you)
  • Act as dumb as fuck (E.g if they talk about their ex-girlfriends, just change topic and pretend to hear nothing)
  • Stop nagging (If you do, they will realized that they have a hold over you. If you stop nagging and pretend to be ok, they will worry. Ie "why the hell isn't she nagging? She is supposed to!"
  • Stop asking them to be sweet (They will get bored if they realized that you're so needy)
  • Have a life (Dont let go of your social life just for them)
I don't know if anyone knows this but i didn't. Okay, maybe i did but i truly thought being like this will make a guy think you're a bitch and leave you for it until i read this book. The author make guys sound like puppies! Can't barely put the book down because it's so interesting and so true. It's like a instruction manual to a guy's mind. I think one part is very true though. Don't act as if he is your world and don't allow him to step on your head. Make it clear that "this is who i am, take it or leave it and i'm better then anyone else'. When you believe yourself to be that amazing, you'll have the confidence to act that way and guys will respect you for it. :) Okay damn cool i'm back to my books.

Ah crap, can't upload multiple pictures on blogger. Tomorrow then! tata ~

Monday, 25 April 2011 11:39
Got 2 days MC from the doctor near pie's place today. Down with flu, fever and slight diaherra. However i'm fine now but it's awesome to be home with pie while all my classmates are mugging in school. (As im typing this my nose is running like a spoilt tap -.-)

I'm so bored right now. Pie is playing battlefield and i'm stuck with my comp too lazy to do my project. I know it's dued soon but i'm too lazy to go search on facts of the Zoo. I like animals but writing reports on them is just plain boring. Zzz.

I have no idea why but my fonts on this comp are Comic Sans and they are HUGE. :o. Spent the entire day blogshopping and i spent a little too much on new clothes. Scouring thru zoeraymond and pxdkitty for blogshop links is tiring but at the end of the day getting new clothes from blogshops i have no idea existed rocks! :)

Oh btw, i hate people who insult my intelligence. I admit i'm not the brightest bulb but hell, i not THAT bimbotic or retarded. Or have a brain the size of a nut. I'm not 3. I know when people are lying. I hate liars. So don't do something to piss me off, lie to me about it, make some stupid excuse and demand i add you back on Facebook. I don't know you. I don't know anything about you, well maybe except you're an ignorant annoying prick. Fuck off, arigatou.

Oh! and pictures from i-don't-know-a-million-years-ago...









Cheers! I'm going to shop for bags naow. :)

Sunday, 24 April 2011 11:41

Hi! I just had a nice shower and feeling so nua-y in pie's jacket and wet hair. It's going to be 3am in 30mins! I'm awkwardly hyper now, must be the effects of sleeping too much the past few days. Fever went down already thank god. Yesterday was brutal, almost fainted. Yes, that bad.

Pie got hungover then became sick too. Infection of his nose and mouth airway so i'm staying with him, getting a MC and taking care of him till Tuesday before he books in again :). Went pondstar with Desmond and Yiling yesterday, supposed to have frog legs but sigh, something happened. However, we gonna have it next week! Miss frog legs so so much, it's been ages since i had it, delicious delicious frogs. *yum.

If you have seriously no clue, i'm really hungry right now. Feel like eating 85 ba chor mee so dam badly. :/ Sigh. Hungry hungry hungry.I'm gonna eat alot next week, me sure me sure. Frog legs with bbg then teppanyaki with couzins.

Okay, i prolly typed like 4 paragraphs of random nonsensical things but i need something to distract me from this intense craving for food. I feel like such a pig seriously.

Great, now im craving for spaghetti. Just great.

Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:13

Dead dead dead, my blog is so dead. Okay, shall try to revive this boring empty space. Went Neverland with pie and his friends then met the childhood friends a cupa days ago at Bedok 85 market. Happy cause everyone haven't changed! Same jokes, same disiaos, same everything just prolly all older and fatter now. Maturity? Pah, i think we grew more childish with age. Planning alot alot alot of oversea trips, please let them all work out! I need a break from schoool!

Doing my project on the Zoo. Someone go to the zoo with me so i can research? Pwease-y? :( Going to meet debbie later, then nights out with pie. Yeah, we got back together and thats probably the best thing that ever happened this month. Vowed to treasure, been sucha bitch. Wonders how is he able to put up with me sometimes. :/

Last week was horrible, but with good drinking days. This week was horrible, no drinking things but i don't feel no empty and depressed no more. I made a new friend and i love her to death <3. I don't know if you'll ever read this but you know who you are. Thank you very much for being there for me when i ever thought of was which way could i jump off the building to minimize disfiguration in death. Love you jie! :)

Wednesday, 6 April 2011 11:44
Have you ever felt so suffocated and stuck in the middle? Like everything is stressing you out and not only are you clueless how to make things right, you gut feeling makes your decisions and it always turn out wrong. It's like quicksand. Once you're stuck in it, it's almost impossible to get out, unless you have good help.

And have you ever experience something so vastly different from what you used to? You find it hard to adapt. You know you can't. You keep trying and trying but you keep failing and failing. You then look back at the past and go like 'Hey, we were so good back then, what changed?' then you start to question and reminisce and the tears start rolling like free flow. Thinking about all the reasons and promises and sweetness and suddenly everything is gone and you felt like you're being robbed of your sanity. Just because you build your life around this, cause this was your happy place, the place you get assured and secure and once it's gone, you feel depressed. You can't remember how to live without it or pretend you're fine without it. When things goes wrong, i run to you for comfort however now it's gone, where do i go? Started reading all the old texts, old MSN conversations, old Twitter feeds, old FB posts. Do you remember? All the things i still remember.

02:25

- yesterday afternoon-
Manicures, masking, gossip, weird camwhoring pictures <3





Friday, 1 April 2011 05:03

Met diana on Monday after school. Bitched and slept under the same blankie and then tell the boyfriend cause we wanted to make him jealous. Luv gfs like this. <3

I've been seeing alot of retarded and gayish things recently. I think i'm mentally scarred. Saw a guy dancing to Kinect, the new playstation thingy (?) at Cineleisure. I laughed. Heard a forever 21 guy sing the lyrics of Katy Perry's teenage dream - I'm gonna get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans tonight ~~. I laughed. Saw 2 Northlight girls dancing to Kpop and singing to it on the train, grabbing the side bars and pretending to climb a mountain and laughing hysterically. I laughed. Is it just me or are singaporeans getting weirder? :/

Oh, and i learnt that my teacher proposed to his wife and Powerhouse and Khai is getting really obsessed (in a horny way) about Yan Kay Kay. Hmmm..

Went shopping at Town, alone. Depressing for me and my poor card, but new dresses, lots of new dresses. *maniacal laughter. Watched Morning Glory with Yiling and Desmond, effing nice show. 10/5, if you wanted me to rate. Hehe. Today is the last day of school and now me iz havinq myez holidayz (Y), till Thursday then its tourism exam. -.- Looked for Elise today and i think i just got myself a job, weee! :D

I am good at writing crap blog entries.

My lime green/hot pink nails are pretty. My lime green/hot pink nails are pretty. My lime green/hot pink nails are pretty.

Minecrafting nowwwwww. :/